April 25th, 2010 by Dave

Apparently Stephen Hawking made the news today having warned that contact with aliens could get us killed. TheSpoof.com furthered the claim saying that contact with Liberal Democrats could get us killed.

With all the spurious claims by lefties crying out that the voice of Free Speech on the right could incite violence and sedition, it’s time to take a hard look at the true threat posed by the progressives and socialists.

They pose a threat somewhere between a black hole and the ultimate heat death of the economy. You know, that state where all money that comes within their gravitational pull can never again escape and everyone is left earning the same measly amount making any real change or work impossible.

Watch it Stephen, your species-phobic attitude could be deemed alien hate speech!