June 3rd, 2010 by Dave

In today’s economy, it’s evidently still fairly easy to land a really good job with the best pay and benefits and it all starts with being turned down. My plan is simple and it seems to be working for at least two people so why not give it a try? It only takes three steps:

New job finding strategy for the unemployed.

1. Apply for a high profile/paying government job and get turned down.
2. Find a tight political race and run as a spoiler on the Democratic ticket.
3. Wait for phone call with job offer from step 1.

That’s it!

Good luck.

December 19th, 2009 by Dave

Sound Off The Alarms by The Generators

Lock the doors
I´m sensing danger
Every day things get a little bit stranger
So now I hide in fear
For my own dear life

Get ready now Im jumping ship
Cause hell If I´m going down with it
They said the end was coming
But they couldn´t nail down the time

Hit the kill switch
This is it
Humankind can´t co-exist
There´s no turning back now
There´s no turning back

Somebody sound off the alarms
We can´t turn off what they´ve turned on
We can´t come back were too far gone

Rising oceans
Conficts in motion
Some turn their heads and don´t take notice
The fire drill it´s ringing
Canary in the coal mine finally stopped singing
It´s getting hotter and it´s harder to breathe
It´s scaring the living daylights out of me
Here we are spinning out of control
C´mon now and grab a hold

Hit the kill switch
This is it
Human kind can´t co-exist
There´s no turning back now
There´s no turning back

Somebody sound off the alarms
The warning signs they´re always on
You can´t come back when you’re too far gone
Somebody sound off the alarms
The strife of man it carries on
Wake the dead now
Cause we don´t have long