June 3rd, 2010 by Dave

In today’s economy, it’s evidently still fairly easy to land a really good job with the best pay and benefits and it all starts with being turned down. My plan is simple and it seems to be working for at least two people so why not give it a try? It only takes three steps:

New job finding strategy for the unemployed.

1. Apply for a high profile/paying government job and get turned down.
2. Find a tight political race and run as a spoiler on the Democratic ticket.
3. Wait for phone call with job offer from step 1.

That’s it!

Good luck.

January 27th, 2010 by Dave

People are out of work- Duh! He wants a jobs bill on his desk without delay.

We’ve had a year of delay on that…

He says we can’t afford another economic expansion like the one of the last decade.

We can’t afford another economic contraction like the one of the last year.

Obama is claiming he’s been told to wait on jobs creation. No, we said stop spending and stop shoving HCR down our throats.