June 3rd, 2010 by Dave

In today’s economy, it’s evidently still fairly easy to land a really good job with the best pay and benefits and it all starts with being turned down. My plan is simple and it seems to be working for at least two people so why not give it a try? It only takes three steps:

New job finding strategy for the unemployed.

1. Apply for a high profile/paying government job and get turned down.
2. Find a tight political race and run as a spoiler on the Democratic ticket.
3. Wait for phone call with job offer from step 1.

That’s it!

Good luck.

January 27th, 2010 by Dave

Obama is absolutely convinced that the stimulus was the right thing to do. He absolutely knew it would prevent the disaster of 9% unemployment too.

Oops!